Rule number 72: "Military Discount" Means More than 10% Off

At times, the Sketch Hotel's most wild guests can be our best guests.

Guests that fight each other constantly but quickly embrace in a swaying hug. They will crush beers over their heads and puke in the street only to attempt a clean up with their last surviving sock or shirt off their back. They constantly ask questions like, "Wheer can I git sum pussy?" Then, after I explain that I don't know of any real whore houses, they explain how that simply means a bar.

These glorious guests are, of course, members of our United States military.

And at not no point has one of these guests given me a hard time. Sure, they can get surly, but its only with each other and it's obviously a release mechanism. If another guest complains about their debauchery and I am forced reprimand them, they apologize, offer me a beer and quiet down from then on.

They are respectful and more than likely so excited to be out of a desert, that nothing bums them out.

It's endearing really. To see young men that truly know how to enjoy the simple things in life. Even when those things are beer, cigarettes, buddies and gittin' pussy.

-Topher